Abercrombie & Fitch Dilema

A while ago my mom and I were shopping in the US

Mom: Look 40% off at Abercrombie & Fitch, I want a T-shirt.

Me: OK

*Browsing* My mom notices that the Plain T-shirts with no logo cost $5, and the T-shirts with the Abercrombie & Fitch written across the front are $15*

Mom: $15 for a T-shirt?!?!?!

Me: There are other T-shirts for $5

Mom: What is the point of an Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirt if it doesn't say "Abercrombie and Fitch" on it? That's just a regular T-shirt! ...... I mean its not like their good quality, whats the point of buying them?

Me: Believe it or not some people don't like to have the brand name across their chest

Mom: Then what's the point of having a brand?

Grandma: Yes! you can buy a cheaper and better quality plain T-shirt ... that is NOT half sea-through mid you, and just TELL everyone its A&F..... cut off the "no name" label and say it was itchy.

getting arrested vs. hurting grandma's feelings ... Tough Choice!

So for the first time, here is a GRANDMA story :)

Grandma: Do you want some wine? [Her home-made wine]

me: no

Grandma: WHY?!? your grandfather and I made it.

me: I'm DRIVING

Grandma: that's ok my wine has no alcohol *explains process of how it was made*

me: I took organic chem that definitely has alcohol, you just explained the process of fermentation!

Grandma: are you really gonna hurt my feelings and not try any?

me: * face-palm* babushka, I'm picturing explaining this to a police officer and its not looking good!