I went shopping and bought new pants
Grandma: Annette, there's a stain on your pants.
Me: oh no that's the logo
Grandma: It looks like a stain....
Me: Its a PUMA! I've wanted these pants for such a long time, please don't insult the....
Grandma: Why did you want pants that look like they have a stain? I'm not insulting the pants ... but your fashion sense needs improvement.