Me: *feeling extra blah, and kind of sick on January 1st*
Mom: Tell me, what did you drink last night?
Me: Mom, I relally didn't drink that much. I had a little bit.
Mom: I'm not asking how much you drank, I'm asking WHAT you drank.
Me: We drank Polar Ice
Mom: What is that?
Me: Its a brand of Vodka
Mom: .............. What are you ......... HOMELESS?
*literal face palm*
I mean I'm not saying you have to buy Ruskiy Standart (Russian Standard Vodka) because its
expensive, but seriously!
Mom (Continued): Don't be cheap when buying alcohol. You know what cheap alcohol creates?!?!?! ALCOHOLICS that's what!