Candy Crush Creates Serious Issues

Mom: I have no one except you to ask for Candy Crush tickets

Me: Ask grandma

Mom: she's not my friend on Facebook

Me: why?

Mom: becaaaaaauuuussseeee!

Me: what are you hiding from your mother?!?!?

Mom: NOTHING!

Me:......

Mom: it's not right for people to add their moms on Facebook. It unnatural

Me: mom, you're my friend on Facebook.

Mom: me and you are special.

Me: I'm going to delete you!

Mom: how could you do that to your own mother!

Irony level = Over 9000