After a lengthy conversation about something I forgot to do
Mom: You are so disorganized! What did I ever do to deserve such a disorganized child?!?
Me: *trying to lighten the mood* At least I'm not an alcoholic :)
Mom: You know, there are some very smart, organized, and high functioning alcoholics.
Me: Their organization skills are not a result of their addiction....
Mom: I know, they just got very lucky
Me: *rolls eyes* That's a matter of perspective
Moral of the story: Organization is a highly important skill that can help one overcome any situation. AKA I can't be an alcoholic because I would be bad at it :P